I had to chain myself to my cage. I'm in danger of tearing into someone. Unleash me and I will do some serious harm. Rivers of blood will flow down my street. Step away from the cage.
You are a first degree moron. A loud-mouthed vulgar infantile hillbilly who lacks self control common sense common decency and a simple knowledge of right and wrong.
Never again, under any circumstances, show my 11-year-old daughter the centerfold in your Hustler magazine.
Never again, UNDER. ANY. CIRCUMSTANCES. explain blow jobs to my 11-year-old daughter.
Don't you DARE try to tell me that you were simply "bein' honest and answerin' her questions" when my 11-year-old daughter asked her silly 11-year-old-girl questions about sex while you got on your Friday night drunk. She's 11, but she knows a drunken senseless imbecile when she sees one.
And you foul motherfucking 42-year-old scumbag piece of shit, don't you EVER try to insinuate that my 11-year-old daughter was trying to seduce you with her provocative talk.
What in the world is the matter with you?? Get THE FUCK away from me before I tear you limb from limb. You stupid sick fuck.
God he deserves to be beaten... I hope you punched him.
Posted by: Diann | July 05, 2005 at 09:34 PM
Whoever the pervert is turn him in to the cops. There has to be some law to get him on for that. In Australia he'd be hung out to dry in five seconds flat. Either that or unchain yourself from the cage and rips his bloody balls off.
Posted by: JtH | July 05, 2005 at 09:35 PM
That's amazingly restrained of you, Em. I too would complain about him to the cops.
Posted by: Em | July 06, 2005 at 03:09 AM
What a complete shit.
A proper, "remove testicals and flush down toilet" job
Posted by: Tilesey | July 06, 2005 at 05:46 AM
That sounds like a police matter to me too.
What an utter arsehole.
Posted by: Ron | July 06, 2005 at 07:31 AM
Right - that's it. Where did I put my large piece of iron and my shovel?
Shop him to the cops Em - who knows what else he has done or will do.
Hugs xx
Posted by: Mr Wibble | July 06, 2005 at 11:10 AM
I would be removing areas of his body. He sounds not only an idiot but also potentially dangerous.
Posted by: H | July 06, 2005 at 11:40 AM
Holy shit, em, are you ok? What a sick bastard. Oh, God that's just so gross/wrong. He makes me worse than nervous. Glad to hear you have the reaction a mom is SUPPOSED to have! God that is so sick.
Posted by: dyna girl | July 06, 2005 at 07:33 PM
Who did that?!?
Not their dad right?
Posted by: Southern Bird | July 07, 2005 at 11:09 AM
Phone the cops. If they don't/won't/can't do anything then the US Legal system (or any legal system that wouldn't act on a matter like this) is fucked up.
If I were in your position I'd be blogging about being arrested for assault or worse.
It's just wrong, on so many levels.
Posted by: Splee | July 08, 2005 at 09:37 AM
sounds like a weirdo, Em. Watch out for him!
Posted by: Ms Jones | July 08, 2005 at 10:22 AM
thankfully that asshole and his asshole wife are moving to a hillbilly holler and we won't have to murder them
Posted by: .rz | July 08, 2005 at 04:19 PM
definitely would call the cops. make sure he's not on some list somewhere. make sure they know if he comes one way they go the other but never take their eyes off him. only speak to him long enough to tell him to go away ...LOUDLY!
Posted by: Enigma | July 10, 2005 at 01:25 AM
I am guessing you have some shite to handle right now, eh? It'll be nice to have you back. Hope the asshoole has fallen off a cliff.
Posted by: dynagirl | July 14, 2005 at 08:19 PM
The asshole is obviously not some stranger that she can just say 'fuck off' too, i just hope you are ok hunny.
x
Posted by: Southern Bird | July 19, 2005 at 09:42 AM
You ok? You seem to have dropped off the blogosphere.
Posted by: JtH | July 21, 2005 at 11:52 PM
I hope you're ok, em.
Posted by: Pauly D | July 22, 2005 at 12:55 AM
Jeez, wanna borrow my steel-toed boots for a got crotch-kicking? Ok, I don't really own any, but a shoppingtrip may be in order. Bloody hell!
West Windsor checking in after stumbling across your blog through someone else's.
Posted by: Bridget Unnel | July 26, 2005 at 12:23 PM
Alright, that should read "...for a good crotch-kicking?"
Posted by: Bridget Unnel | July 26, 2005 at 12:24 PM
cue 70's porno music (ooooh chicka wah wah)
Posted by: | July 28, 2005 at 12:15 PM
OI!
Posted by: Ron | August 01, 2005 at 04:10 PM
Late I know, but defo report him. He is a pervert and is not to be trusted around young girls.
Posted by: e | August 10, 2005 at 10:45 AM
omg report him,
is your gal ok? poor little love
Posted by: lou lou | August 11, 2005 at 04:14 AM
Ahem.
Em?
Hello?
Posted by: Em3 | August 21, 2005 at 07:59 AM
Ah just read .rz's comment and feel relieved. At least they are moving away.
Thinking bout ya Em. Take care.
Your pal who you brought a pot of Fluff for once,
x
Posted by: Southern Bird | September 03, 2005 at 08:18 AM