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Now that was a flood. A river with havoc on its mind.

I know, I know, last time I was all about  "Hurricane-Ivan-blasted-through-here-like-a-runaway-freight-
train!!!!!!!"
But in retrospect, the river was polite in its wandering then. It moseyed out of its banks, sidled over to the where the homes are, flowed into them, stood around for a while, and then walked on back to where it belonged. But this one was worse. It raged through the neighborhood and peoples' homes--took down some garages and lots of mature trees, including almost an entire forest out on the island in the middle of the river. It carved out great big sink holes around the foundations of homes and also randomly created deep pits in open areas. It washed anything and everything that you had outside in your yard away down south, like my rack of firewood--all gone! But on the upside, I was able to claim some logs that ended up in my yard but rightfully resided up-river. Hey, what's fair is fair. And yo, I had no heat until I could get a new furnace installed, so I needed that wood. 

So. Just to recap, I was off on a business trip when everyone was evacuated, and that stoked my anxiety. I got a near-constant stream of cell phone calls from various peoples. This did not help.
Jim: "Hey, where are you, you alright? What's this I hear about a dam bursting up north?" Yaaa!...
Katie: "MOM, THE RIVER IS HALF-WAY UP LEE AVE--THAT'S OVER OUR ROOF, RIGHT?" Nooo! This was not accurate as it turns out, but this did not help me maintain my game face for the upcoming advisory board meeting and dinner.

OK, this might sound a bit off, but I'm thinking that had I been here, my constant vigilance would have kept that river at bay. Also, I think that had I decided to bail out on my business trip, the mahoosive flood would have turned to a trickle, but God forbid I should look foolish to my bosses. So, sorry neighbors. . .  :-/

Once I got back, the kids and I spent several nights in hotels, without access to an Internet line :-(, and we'd check out every morning, hoping that we'd be allowed back into the neighborhood. Our days were spent in the gym at Junior 3 (a large dilapidated pubic school up on higher ground), where the American Red Cross had set up a shelter for us refugees. The mayor was heckled mercilessly thru 3 daily meetings at 9, 1, and 6, and I wanted to be there for that. Thank God we didn't have to spend the nights, but can I just say RED CROSS, I LOVE YOU ALL!! Food, beverages, and a place to sleep. But maybe most important, a helpful supportive broad shoulder for us all. You guys rock. You get my charity dollars this year. Odd aside--on day 3 when we arrived mid-morning after check-out time I walked in to find 2 upper-level exec's from a former job of mine, both now retired and volunteering with the Red Cross. Wish my clothes weren't so rumpled. . . . 

This however did not stop me from shooting a few hoops for a couple of days with 2 of the older kids who were at the shelter full time. 2 on 2, me and the skinny white boy against the tall biracial girl and the rasta guy--oooo! whites against blacks! No idea what the final score was, but I did get a busted lip going after a loose ball--no (big drippy) blood no foul. Best part was the mortification I inflicted on the girls.

This post is getting long, and I have a few more things to tell, so I'll save them for another time. But before I sign off, I want to tell you guys that I'VE SEEN BARBARELLA IN PERSON AND YO HER SILVER DRESS IS SHINY LIKE THAT! Truly a bright spot following some dank times. :-)

Wow, it's a Magnolia-blossom blizzard outside the window right now from .rz's tree. . . Beautiful . . .

April 18, 2005 in Current Affairs, My friends are FUNNY, Trentonia | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)

Happy Thanksgiving everyone

No artifice, it's time to be thankful, and I am thankful today and always for my loved ones--there's lots I could say, but here are the highpoints--

I am thankful for my brother because every day he comes over to my house to spend his time with Joey. I'm also mighty thankful that he's an IT guy, so he can rescue our computer when it crashes. Plus he loaned me $50 today.

I am thankful for my mom, who is such a major, major help. She picks up my chirrens every day at school so I can do what I have to do at work without (appearing to) rush for the door at the end of the work day. She also stays at my house with them when I have to go out of town on business, as does .rz, and I'm thankful to them both for that.

My sister is another rock supporting em towers. I've never met anyone with more innate goodness--she is a trusted advisor.

I'm thankful to my kids--
Sam makes me laugh and amazes me with her irreverent and unique outlook.
Katie is a smart and hardworking kid who doesn't give me any guff when I ask for a hand with this or that.
Joey is a-bubbling-over with smoochy love for anyone who gets near him.

My friends--
I don't run in a large crowd, and the friendships that I've forged are oh, so important.

You are all very very important to me, and I want to say so publicy. If I could let go of my chilly aloof exterior, I'd say it to you all in the course of things, but I have a hard time with that sort of thing.

November 26, 2004 in Current Affairs | Permalink | Comments (5) | TrackBack (0)

Ambassador em

When I grow up, I want to be An Ambassador. Ambassador Em. 
I will have broad and sweeping impunity to go about my Ambassadorial duties. Translation—I can do whatever I want to do.
I will travel in a state-of-the-art armored limousine, piloted by Burly Driver.
I will represent my country well at every social event and theater/gallery/restaurant opening, because:
     I will have the finest wardrobe available; and
     I will be most persnickety with respect to protocol.
I will hold extravagant dinner parties in my well-appointed Embassy, assisted by Butler and Waiter, who will serve the finest food and drink available.
I will fly to exotic cities around the world in my government jet to attend the extravagant dinner parties of my Ambassador-colleagues.
I will be a useless waste of textiles, food, and air.

But as the Ambassador of Sudan:
I will use my well-appointed kitchen to cook all of the food, every day of every week.
I will deploy Driver, Cook, Butler, and Waiter to distribute the food.
I will travel in my armored limousine with Burly Driver, locating Janjawid militia members and, using my incredible powers of diplomacy (backed by my Elite Embassy Guardsmen), make them stop.
I will meet with President Lt. Gen. Umar Hassan Ahmad al-BASHIR and make him stop. Then I will kick his ass.

Well, at least I’d be doing something instead of nothing. Nothing whatsoever. Pity they don’t have any oil over there.

August 12, 2004 in Current Affairs, em and ems, Politically incorrect | Permalink | Comments (19) | TrackBack (0)

The lamest crook

Don't let me commit any crimes or other malfeasances--I can't keep from confessing. "Officer! over here! I just robbed that bank!" "Mr. Mason, it was I who murdered him!" "Honey, I kissed your best friend."

I told Sam I found her blog. And then I asked her about her period--she was like "Oh. My. God. Mom, I'm a VIRGIN!!" *jabs thumbs at herself* "Virgin." Phew.

She was a bit miffed that I got onto her page, but i told her I'd never look again. But dammit I soooooo want to read some more...

July 01, 2004 in Current Affairs | Permalink | Comments (12) | TrackBack (0)

Friday Miscellany

Update on Katie’s efforts to make the cheerleading squad—
The tryouts were spread over 3 evenings: Monday (Father refused to drive her there so I picked her up and took her); Tuesday (Father again refused to drive her and she didn’t ask me to step in so she missed it); Thursday (I took her). She made the team!! The ’A’ team no less. Good job Katie!

Samantha graduates from jr high school tonight! So proud! I hope I don’t cry…

Yesterday was awful. I was so busy at work that I did *zero* blogging, and that’s never happened I can tell you that. Had to scramble to correct 2 major muffs, both attributable to … Em’s memory deficit. I've been trying to stay more focused on my work and less obsessed with the blogging, because when I spend the day popping around the blogs instead of being productive on the job, I go home feeling guilty, depressed even. So I’ve been keeping a lower profile. And you know what? That makes me unhappy too.

Just to top off the day, I drove my car up onto a curb last night. Actually I backed it onto the curb. And right in front of my neighbors and my brother. Made a horrible loud noise. Don’t know how I missed the telephone pole, but thank God I did.

Boring post. Sorry. Next week I’m gonna tell you about the time I plowed a full-sized van into a Camero from the passenger seat.

June 11, 2004 in Current Affairs | Permalink | Comments (11) | TrackBack (0)

mysterioso

who sent me flowers and didn't sign off? not fair. not fair at all.

February 19, 2004 in Current Affairs | Permalink | Comments (5) | TrackBack (0)

the more things change . . .

had a funny time on Saturday night. took katie and her girl-gang of pre-teens to the local rock and roll show--a punk line-up in fact, featuring the River City Rebels and Kudata (pronounced coup d etat). Strangely, the kids these days look just exactly like they did in the 80s: colorful mohawks, motorcycle jackets, spikes, and lots and lots of black. Now this is right up my Sam's alley, as she is a black-wearing, head-jouncing, authority-sneering piece of work. But she did not want to go, perhaps because she feared she would suffer permanent social damage due to the proximity of her mother and uncle and little sister. Plus she knows that I relish being her source of intense and complete mortification and thus she is always wary. Hell, I might sing out loud or something. I actually made katie run away from me in horror at one point during the course of things when I did a brief rendition of the local mosh step. hee! The show was held in Synod Hall at Trinity Episcopal Cathedral. I got only blank stares from the youngsters I asked to direct me to the bar. (At least we had the sense to see the bands in a proper alcohol-serving setting.) This provoked a mighty eye roll from my katie. Surprised she didn't dislodge one with the effort.

The stamp on my hand is fading and the ringing in my ears almost completely gone. My kids make me laugh.

January 05, 2004 in Current Affairs | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)