I had to chain myself to my cage. I'm in danger of tearing into someone. Unleash me and I will do some serious harm. Rivers of blood will flow down my street. Step away from the cage.
You are a first degree moron. A loud-mouthed vulgar infantile hillbilly who lacks self control common sense common decency and a simple knowledge of right and wrong.
Never again, under any circumstances, show my 11-year-old daughter the centerfold in your Hustler magazine.
Never again, UNDER. ANY. CIRCUMSTANCES. explain blow jobs to my 11-year-old daughter.
Don't you DARE try to tell me that you were simply "bein' honest and answerin' her questions" when my 11-year-old daughter asked her silly 11-year-old-girl questions about sex while you got on your Friday night drunk. She's 11, but she knows a drunken senseless imbecile when she sees one.
And you foul motherfucking 42-year-old scumbag piece of shit, don't you EVER try to insinuate that my 11-year-old daughter was trying to seduce you with her provocative talk.
What in the world is the matter with you?? Get THE FUCK away from me before I tear you limb from limb. You stupid sick fuck.